SoCal >>>> NorCal
Posted by bert at 12:18 AM on February 1, 2008.
Why do people keep saying that San Francisco is 12092381075948723x better than SoCal? ITS NOT!!!
Here’s why.
· The weather in SF SUCKS. Who likes 45-60 degrees and torrential downpour? I’ll take sunny and 70 degrees any day.
· There’s no beach. Well not with sand, volleyball, surfers
· Girls in LA are fake, true. But they are a HOT fake =)
· I’ve overhead two different sets of old ladies get yelled at by an old man with a cane, and a 15 year old Asian kid with a Mohawk. Seriously.. the old ladies can not help being slow. By definition, they are OLD. F’ing assholes.
· Who wants to commute on a bus? LA just removes the pretentiousness and you just drive wherever the hell you are going. The SF bus system is overrun with trash who ride it and try to pick your pockets. Yup… someone tried to pick my pocket today. I’ve been to Tijuana like 4 times, but my 2nd time in SF? Yeah, some asshole school kid tried to pick my pocket. F’ing dipshit. If you’re going to do it, do it with a gun or a knife. I’ll give the Bloods props for doing something right.
o Side note. If you’re going to pick someone’s pocket, do it on someone who is not going to be loud and physical. I know I look like any other f’ing FOB in Chinatown, but I’m 5’10, thus 6 inches taller than your dumb ass.
· Its been raining non-stop since 10 A.M. I love the misting in Seattle, but what I hate most s soaked jeans. That’s simply not fun. And have you ever taken a bus with smelly people after its been raining on them? My nose needs to be quarantined.
· Girls need to spend money on nice jeans. But when they do they should make sure it amplifies their nicer characteristics. I do appreciate girls who try to make themselves look good. Sure, you may say it makes them fake, but at least they TRY.
· I give up, maybe if its nicer tomorrow I’ll have a good time checking out candlestick.
speak it